Just Being Me - Sippy

a simple plain jane who believes Jesus is her only saviour. she has an awesome family but in need of salvation. her current addiction is 2pm but shinhwa will always remain as the love of her life.
Monday, May 16, 2005
TERRIBLE TYPO ERRORS
Here's some jokes to help those who are in down mood now. Don't worry about you problems and just trust in GOD, kays?? Everything will be fine in the end. I'm having some problems of my own too, quarrelling with my brother. Can't say it's my brother's fault that I fight with him. Both parties have to hold responsibilities and perhaps I'm the one to be blamed for quarelling with him. I'll end it here. Just hope after reading you will give me a super big grin and your feelins will turn from rainy to sunshine. =)



1. A daughter sent a telegram to her father on passing her B.Ed exams, which the father received as "Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."


2. A husband, while on a business trip to a hill station sent telegram to his wife "I wish you were here."
The message received by the wife was "I wish you were her."


3. A man wanted to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party.
So he ordered a birthday cake.
The salesman asked him what message he wanted to put on the cake.
He thought for a moment and said, "put getting older but you are getting better".
The salesman asked, "How do you want me to put it?"
The man said 'Well...put "You are getting older" at the top and "but you are getting better" at the bottom.'
When the cake was unveiled at the party all the guests were aghast at the message on the cake.
It read: "You are getting older at the top, but you are getting better at the bottom"


Moral of the Story:
1. Double proof read everything before you send.
2. Don't trust others to write it right for you.
3. Don't order cakes by telephone.



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